The President of the United States got a phone call informing him that aliens were invading. The aliens said they had tanks and weapons loaded with candy. If the President didn’t make a law to clean up the world, the aliens would make everyone eat chocolate and candy. But the President didn’t make that law, so the aliens blocked the White House door so no one could save the President.
The President said, “If I don’t live, tell my three children and wife I love them.”
Then the aliens came out of their tanks and helicopters and airplanes. But when the aliens touched the floor, they died quick as roadrunners. The aliens died because they were made of cookies, and the President and the whole world loved to eat cookies.